仗

weaponry / to hold (a weapon) / to wield / to rely on / to depend on / war / battle

仗 = 丈 + 亻 : It's dog eat dog in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4). James II of England (zh), Rosa Luxemburg (亻) and Bigfoot (丈) are all getting ready for the big war (仗) between them, where they will fight to death for the title "Master of the Universe".

仗 character breakdown

仗
- 丈
  - 一
  - 乂
    - 丿
    - ㇏
- 亻
  - 丨
  - 丿

丈

zhàng = zh + ang4

measure of length, ten Chinese feet (3.3 m) / to measure / husband / polite appellation for an older male

丈 = 一 + 乂 : Mnemonic symbol: ten feet are about 3 meters, so let's say Bigfoot. Nice side effect: that way it's easier to remember 丈夫 = husband (if your husband looks like Bigfoot). The ten feet tall Bigfoot (丈) just left the anglepod's bathroom (ang4), and he left something that looks like a big flute (一). James II of England (zh) needs to move it out of the way, but he'll touch it only with pliers (丈).

亻

rén = r + (e)n2

"person" radical in Chinese characters (Kangxi radical 9)

亻 = 丿 + 丨 : Mnemonic symbol: Rosa Luxemburg. She's quite radical, and her name starts with "r", just like "ren2". Also, 亻appears at the left-hand side of characters, and Rosa is a leftist as well.

Robinson Crusoe (r) and Rosa Luxemburg (亻) are having their favorite snacks in the encampment's kitchen: Rosa is eating a banana (丿) and Robinson is eating a dinosaur bone (丨).