to set / to fix / to determine / to decide / to order
定
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宀
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下
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人
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"to fix": duct tape. Somebody wanted to tease Dorothy Gale and taped a graduation cap to her head. Neanderthal Man tries to help her by levering the cap off with a ladder in the engine's bathroom.
to be / to act as / manage / withstand / when / during / ought / should / match equally / equal / same / obstruct / just at (a time or place) / on the spot / right / just at
当
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小
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彐
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This character looks like an angry pitbull. 小 forms the eyes and maybe nose, and 彐 are the dangerous teeth.
当
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小
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彐
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Don Quixote opposes a dangerous pit bull in front of the anglepod, and he tries to calm him down with a daisy.