癌
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嵒
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疒
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Albert Einstein (Ø) got a colorful rash (疒) and he thinks it is cancer (癌). In the airplane's kitchen (ai2) he found a food pyramid (嵒) which he devours using a fork (嵒).
疒
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亠
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广
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Napoleon started a war, and his first act is to parachute into the elevator's bathroom, wearing his military beret and all. He's lucky to have landed in the bathroom because unfortunately he's sick, with a colorful rash all about his skin and the urge to puke.