文秘

文 = 乂 + 亠 : Mnemonic symbol: a thick book.

Willy Walrus (w) wants to cook in the encampment's kitchen ((e)n2). The recipe book (文) is extremely greasy and Willy doesn't want it to touch anything, nor touch it. That's why he puts it into a beret (亠) so that it doesn't touch the floor, and uses pliers (乂) to turn the pages.

秘 = 必 + 禾 : Khubilai Khan (必) enslaved Marilyn Monroe (mi) and now she has to serve as his secretary (秘). She has to bring him his cereals (禾) every morning into the space station's bathroom (Ø4), because Khubilai cannot do his poo-poo before he had his cereals.